when girls sneeze theyre vaginas clench up so now every time a girl sneezes im like i know what ur vagina just did
and i hate when people on here try to glorify not having friends like shut up it’s fucking horrible i had like maybe one friend throughout all of high school and it’s an awful and seemingly meaningless existence that serves only to make you feel shitty about yourself it’s not fucking cute
petition to call the food side of tumblr yumblr
why did no one ever think of this before
and the porn side cumblr ?
and the music side humblr?
what have I started
Note to followers
I am always free for a chat if you want someone to talk too, cant promise much help but will listen and have a friendly chat…especially if you just wanna take your mind of things.
do you ever drop something and instead of picking it back up you just stare at on the ground and think about what a failure you are
Do you ever feel people staring at you and you like forget how to walk
i hope i randomly get super hot in the next year or two and everyone is just like “oh shit”
jadedandsedated asked: Idle Action - NOI!SE
Dude that song is so rad! I love it thanks for showing me! Keep em coming!
Are you a piece of art because I’d like to nail you up against a wall